Though to be fair, Jessica Inman took this beautiful family photo. When I take pictures of the kids, it looks more like this.
And then this happened. Silence is not golden; it's a golden opportunity to give yourself an edgy David Bowie hair-do.
Except it was a little too edgy for Mom, so we went to Shear Madness where the hairdresser said, "Wow!"and evened things out a bit.